You know you're a Mother when....
- You find yourself cutting your husband's sandwiches into animal shapes...
- You hear your own mother's voice when telling the kids off...
- You hire a baby-sitter, 'cos you haven't had a night out for ages, and spend half the night checking on the kids...
- You can't get more than five minutes alone in the bathroom...
- You use your own saliva to clean your kid's face...
- You hope Ketchup is a vegatable, as it's the only one your child will eat...
- The closest you get to gormet cooking is Rice Krispie cakes...
- You can talk on the phone, pack a lunch and breast feed, all at the same time...
- You can remove chewing gum from just about anything...
- You say at least once a day 'I'm not cut out for this' but wouldn't swap it for the world...
No comments:
Post a Comment